Virginia Remembers Slavery, Idiot Smokes In Airplane Lavatory

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  Some jackass smoked a cigarette in anairplane lavatoryand then JOKED about setting his shoes on fire, poor people don't pay so much income tax sorich peopleare tellingpoor peopleto get furious about this outrage, and Virginia GovernorBob McDonnell  suddenly realized slavery is not currently practiced in either the Commonwealth of Virginia or the United States.

• "WouldLegalized PotThreaten California's Economy?" Hmm, well, California's bankrupt and pretty much everybody buys pot inCalifornia. So ... Yes, let's say "Yes." Legalized pot threatens California's economy. [ Daily Finance ]

• Glacier National Parkhas lost two more of its namesake glaciers. But ... it snowed in Washington in February! [ Discovery News ]

• Ashley Alexandra Dupré, the girl whose bad decisions merged withEliot Spitzer'sterrible decisions, is not blaming anybody for her personal problems. But her essay on this New York website might make you cry a little bit, if you have a soul. [ On Love / Gawker ]