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THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T PROVE MY POINT!!!!!

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would they really be able to talk sports without the false equivalencies and hypocrisy?

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That's political correctness. Ani Fascism. Denying the rhetoric of hate that allows a "them"to be rounded up.

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hooray! . . . crime pays.

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the problem with the 2nd is that it is an all-or-nothing approach . . . strictly interpreted it would outlaw all private gun ownership except the National Guard . . . loosely interpreted it allows everybody all the guns they want.

repeal of the 2nd would put guns into the same category as automobiles where they could be strictly or loosely regulated by each state and/or the federal government . . . standards for licensing, manufacture, safety, etc. could be set, and adapted to changing times.

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. . . and puts you on the top of the "who do i shoot first" list for a terrorist getting ready to shoot up some mall or theater.

[ and it gives them another weapon and ammunition if they run out ]

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dropped mic bounced up and put his eye out.

[ his mother warned him ]

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You can keep them at home if you have an approved gun safe. A no-shit safe, not a tin box.

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Well, unless you're richer and whiter, of course.

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Not quite what you were looking for, but a couple weeks ago some cops in Neenah, Wisconsin killed a "good guy with a gun" who was fleeing from a hostage situation, because he refused to disarm.

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Ass-scratch fever.

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isn't the hipster Kroger in Carytown?

but yeah....ooooh those poor poor saps who feel the need to flaunt their weapons when i know they probably skipped paying the rent to buy that gun.

as the star wars nerf herders say: the insecurities are strong in them

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What race are those aborigines or does everyone in Australia look the same?

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don't think so, because people in both VA & MD also stop way back of the line (when they aren't over it or well in to the intersection) at stop signs, crosswalks, and yield signs. It seems to be simply because they are hazy about special relationships generally; if you live in VA you must be familiar also with the way they love to crowd the centerline.

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they're remaking "Bride of Dracula" again?

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They are very very important and "people" know they know something no one else knows and they must be eliminated.

Or they just have tiny schlongs.

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