Virginia's General Assembly would like to stake out a claim to fame that maybe DOESN'T involve the terms "transvaginal ultrasound"or"state-sanctioned clinical rape," for once this year. So now the esteemed legislators of the Commonwealth have decided that pawning off its roads and bridges for a few shekels is just the ticket for shaking off the state's recent well-earned national ridicule. Yes, beginning July 1st,
Who gets to decide what's "socially, racially or ethnically offensive", and what's the betting that whoever that is will see nothing wrong with "David Duke Drive" while being appalled by the sheer insensitivity of the "Martin Luther King Freeway"?
The 'I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt Moe Szyslak Memorial Parkway'.
Is there anything that would be allowed if they tied in to Urban Dictionary? ;)
William Jefferson Clinton Cigarway?
Ultrasound Throughway.
Who gets to decide what's "socially, racially or ethnically offensive", and what's the betting that whoever that is will see nothing wrong with "David Duke Drive" while being appalled by the sheer insensitivity of the "Martin Luther King Freeway"?
The 'I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt Moe Szyslak Memorial Parkway'.
Also known as Senator John Warner Road.
Don't tell me they're going to rename Macaca Bridge?!
Mike Hunt Flyover
LimeyLizzie makes whip-smart comments in a whip-stitch!
I'll take Nat Turner Road in Richmond for $100.
Just to the North.