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There's only so many different skin suit patterns.

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She is only sorry they don't like her. Cue the sad violins, maestro

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Let he who has never been an asshole RIGHT NOW cast the first stone.

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She's priceless!

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That's what they get for listening to Bob Marley /s

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She can subscribe to one of those services that sends a different army to defend you every month.

This month is "Netherlands." That's right, the Royal Netherlands Armed Forces will be defending you for the month of February.

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I'm certain Joan Miro did, on more than one occasion.

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While carrying a Gadsden Flag.

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How dare you hold me accountable for the words that come out of my mouth! Didn't you hear my non-apology? I said we need to move past this!YeahWe still got our assholes clinging to guns and guns here in VA for sure, and this carpet bagging bitch smells blood in the water

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We do have open primaries here in VA...just sayin

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she really isn't that likely considering who else pitched their hat in the ringThey're just as bad, though, just quieter about it

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They’re like bots

Camazotz cheerleaders

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Talkin Grassroot Blues

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I think that's John Houseman (sp), also known from Paper Chase, and ancient brokerage ads

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Please, no GIFs of her dry humping the flag

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I'm in trouble now! When the conservatoids get wind of my comments on their patriotism, I'm getting sued. Well, on second thought, at least my comments have the virtue of being true. Insulting and sometimes crude, but true. So, there's a defense.

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