Virginia state Senator Steve Martin (R-Three Amigos) referred to pregnant women as "host(s)" on his Facebook page and even included a parenthetical aside clarifying that he's talking about mothers. He's changed "host" to "bearer of the child," because "host" suggests fetuses are parasites; his modified verbiage regards the unborn with the dignity they deserve.
Hostess Twinkie???
It's the 15th and 19th Amendments that he wants revoked. Brownz and womenz should know their place.
Not a parasite? I've got four years' worth of college tuition bills for Junior that say otherwise.
And what about the orange juice they serve you after a D&C? Amirite, ladies?
"Hold my beer while I type this."