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Fiddlesticks's avatar

I expected him to say "send in the dragons".

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Question. While I'm no Game of Thrones fan or really care about the series or novels....

Wasn't the Red Wedding one of the single most despised events in said series?

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Fiddlesticks's avatar

Naw, it was just a shocking twist. Multiple main characters were killed off, bloodily.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

As is typical for Republicans, they think the bad plot points are good things.

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motmelere's avatar

He sounds crazy, doesn't he want us to reopen those torture centers we called lunatic asylums and lock him up in one?

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Helikitty's avatar

In all seriousness, if I were Biden I’d hold a summit with Putin and Xi and suicide bomb it. He’d be a hero

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Pikes, Mr. Ramaswamy. You put heads on pikes, not spikes.

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

Thanks for the heads up

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He's got a point.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Ramasmarmy may be only polling at 4% now, but who knows what will happen now that Mike Pence’s 2% are up for grabs.

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Snarkrates's avatar

So, is cutting him out of the Rethug field the way Nikki did called Viveksection?

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

Trying to get into the Halloween mood, y'know. I've never gotten into that mood since around 7th grade. Till now. Till I started considering 'unctuous humping.' "Unctuous humping' period, but unctuously for for TRUMP! It's so new it's so scary and it's funny bc Vivek R looks so much like a bell boy, born to be available for all kinds of things, then turns out to have been a brilliant money guy apparently, and a heartless robot too. Or is he pretendiing to be heartless just to please the big tubby? Can a really unctuous humper be heartless? On the other hand, even Trump couldn't have thought up "we'll protect Taiwan until we don't need their chips anymore." Yes. I'm beginning to feel the way you feel entering those scary black tunnels where incomprehensible creatures jump out at you.

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zeusspeaks's avatar

He was less a "brilliant money guy" and more a grifting fraud playing those who invested in his con.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen. VR is a GOP POS.

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Just_Jim's avatar

You just repeated yourself.

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Owlftr13's avatar

Funny how him and Nikki think they are not too brownish for the MAGAtrash.

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Sojourner44's avatar

Ramaswamy is Hindu for bullshit.

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Mormos's avatar

I wonder how much this grift is getting him? Since that's obviously what's going on here

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LoonKiller's avatar

Mr. Slushie has no chance

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Thanks for this, Stephen. While Vivek will be a footnote in the R primary, he’ll resurface one day when he buys Apple or Trump appoints him Secretary of Revenge. People shouldn’t forget how cruel and unhinged he is.

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Gammarae's avatar

GAH, he's from Ohio? Don't give him any ideas!

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LoCoJo's avatar

This fucking guy. He's every kind of stereotypical "bro" there is. When is he going to suggest switching the national currency to bitcoin?

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

Soon! He'll have his own with his initials on it bc they're unusual.

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