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Chris Grrr's avatar

All of the quotes Dok treated us to - except for those from Chelsea and her hub - are horrible. <i>Horrible.</i>

I need some Pepto now, brb

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Dang it, you beat me to it...

"Irony Czar" ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Go on...

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Conversely, there wasn't really a way she could "win," given the accomplishments of that set of parents. Could well be that she'll outshine them, given 25 more years...

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Srsly. Visiting flyover country (before I ended up moving back here), a relative who shall remain unidentified was proud that his lodge-type social club had a new cappuccino machine... and pointed to one of those powdered hot-chocolate-type dispensers.

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Eddie: Look at me Sweetheart, huh, huh? One day you'll turn into me! Gran: [sweetly] And you will turn into me, dear.

ETA the quote I was really looking for...

MAGDA: If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk.

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fuflans's avatar

"abort abort abort"

one of my all time favorites.

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fuflans's avatar

and for the 2012 electoral season:

I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS .

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yentlcal porn

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fuflans's avatar

well my bff and i have been known for years in our set as patsy and edie (i'm patsy, obv, she's edie). if we ever run into you around town, i'll introduce you.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If only Vogue had hooked her up with a grown-up writer, we might have something here.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can you be 74 years old and <i>still</i> write that badly?

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fuflans's avatar

oh and thanks for the ab fab shout out doc. we can all always have more of those.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"She has a highly developed sense of irony..."

I'm guessing about one in a hundred times when I read "irony" that word is used correctly. Is that ironic? I'm guessing "Nope."

PS: "Literally" seems to be correctly used about as often. Don't mean to come off as a grammar mensch here - some things just grate on the old nerves.

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fuflans's avatar

i think bristol has had enough time already.

but maybe that's just me.

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today we are all helen gurley brown.

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