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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The all new, amazing Libunatic.....It slices! It dices! And you will never get your hands wet again!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

...said Michael Steele to his Republican donors. "We'll start off at a nice lesbian bondage club, first. You know, get warmed up before the big time."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

half right

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

She has no penis, she can't be a candidate for mating with the horse. Wait, are we talking about the same job?

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fuflans's avatar

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Scud Libel.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I have it on excellent authority that Mr. Tyson was a participant in the Special Olympics as a young man. He had a team of heavyweight lawyers poised to jump on anyone who published the story, and all documentation of it disappeared from S.O. files.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Cud libel.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

With all those old white male repugs in one room, the place must smell like Depends and Stetson.

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jqheywood's avatar

Much better.

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jqheywood's avatar

The Borgia pope, Alexander VI?

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