The 168 members of the Republican National Committee will cast their secret ballots today to decide who gets to be the next RNC Chair, and exit polls already suggest that Michael Steele lost by a million secret racial slurs. Will the white lady from Missouri win? Or maybe the white guy with the funny name? It's difficult to say, since all of the candidates who are not Michael Steele are white and love Ronald Reagan and machine gun deregulation. It's a win-win-win-win-Michael Steele loses! You can probably follow Michael Steele's Adventures in Unemployment at streetguy.blogspot.com. [
...said Michael Steele to his Republican donors. "We'll start off at a nice lesbian bondage club, first. You know, get warmed up before the big time."
I have it on excellent authority that Mr. Tyson was a participant in the Special Olympics as a young man. He had a team of heavyweight lawyers poised to jump on anyone who published the story, and all documentation of it disappeared from S.O. files.
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...said Michael Steele to his Republican donors. "We'll start off at a nice lesbian bondage club, first. You know, get warmed up before the big time."
half right
She has no penis, she can't be a candidate for mating with the horse. Wait, are we talking about the same job?
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Scud Libel.
I have it on excellent authority that Mr. Tyson was a participant in the Special Olympics as a young man. He had a team of heavyweight lawyers poised to jump on anyone who published the story, and all documentation of it disappeared from S.O. files.
Cud libel.
With all those old white male repugs in one room, the place must smell like Depends and Stetson.
Much better.
The Borgia pope, Alexander VI?