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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The all new, amazing Libunatic.....It slices! It dices! And you will never get your hands wet again!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

...said Michael Steele to his Republican donors. "We'll start off at a nice lesbian bondage club, first. You know, get warmed up before the big time."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

She has no penis, she can't be a candidate for mating with the horse. Wait, are we talking about the same job?

fuflans's avatar

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I have it on excellent authority that Mr. Tyson was a participant in the Special Olympics as a young man. He had a team of heavyweight lawyers poised to jump on anyone who published the story, and all documentation of it disappeared from S.O. files.

Joshua Norton's avatar

With all those old white male repugs in one room, the place must smell like Depends and Stetson.

jqheywood's avatar

The Borgia pope, Alexander VI?