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Tina Mouse's avatar

Vote like we're 30 points down!!!!

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RMS's avatar

he's the very model of a modern major hack

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Hiptobesquare's avatar

Those blank sheets of paper aren't going to sign themselves, y'know!

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Joaquin Briskly's avatar

Yes we can, but James Woods syphilitic brain damage maybe worser.

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Mittens the Viking's avatar

Same here. In 2016, I was following 538 and related links and I was very quiet in October. I feel a bit better now, especially with Roid Maniac heading for his crash. Still waiting in fighting stance for the post-election fuckery.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

You love to see it!

Throughout the general election, Trump's numbers have hovered in the low-to-mid 40s like summer in San Francisco.

I felt this deeply as it's currently 50 degrees and overcast in San Francisco.

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Mandorlind's avatar

Romney at least acted like a real person. Trump is like a terrible actor playing a stupid person's idea of a caricature of a smart person.

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Dinz6315's avatar

Pffft! Krakatoa!

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Louie Foster's avatar

Yup. Like Dylan’s song “Masters of War”, “Come you masters of war, that build the big guns...... I hope that you die, and your death will come soon,I’ll follow your casket in the grey afternoon, I’ll watch as you’re lowered into your deathbed,And I’ll stand over your grave and make sure that you’re dead.

With votes of course!

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Tovarish Z's avatar

These likely Trump voters don't have to vote for Biden, they can just stay home and that would be fine.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

And, y’know, I’m surprisingly okay with that. And a lot of other people are too. A lot. Some would even say a majority. Or the majority.

Or, shall we say, enough.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Joan Baez dropped this verse. I saw The Roots do a version of this tune, with interludes into the Star Spangled Banner, War Pigs, and Hendrix's Machine Gun, it was awesome.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

OH NOEZ! ANDREW SULLIVAN IS CONCERNED!

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

So T Rump is dragging his ass all over the White House carpets? Damn, more things to fumigation when Biden moves in.

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willi0000000's avatar

i'd rather they test for brain function.

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greyXstar's avatar

They've been told for 30 years that what they think IS the truth

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