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Is there a woman on the planet who <em>isn't</em> too good for Newt Gingrich? My mind's blank...

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No indeed. Nothing short of genuine <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/467299\/rush-limbaugh-promises-all-ladies-whore-diamonds" target="_blank">whore diamonds</a> will do.

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Definitely a candidate, although it's not a clearcut case and I for one don't want to think about either one of them at all, let alone for however long it'd take to work out which is the more despicable.

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I thought she gave up that processor upgrade Romney told her about.

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Weren't the 8s the hot Asian girls?

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Crazy Roman dictator?

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When you marry your mistress you create a job opening.

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Hard to reconcile that 'church choir singer' stalwart Catholic with 'committing adultery for 8 years with married boss' aspect.

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Callista's going to be <i>sooo</i> mad. America will have to buy her some jewelry to make up for it. And none of that cubic zirconia crap, either.

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Just think how few people would like her if Callista ever actually said something?

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