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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Come on Mr. Christie, the presidency is wafer-thin!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Damn! I guess I need a doggiebag.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How awesome would that have been -- Forklift One.

The Quirk's avatar

Ooo, just got that today myself; maybe I can take him in multi-player!

schmannity's avatar

The final tragedy in Christie's refusal and possible election is the annual Army doctor physical and the horror show report followed by the suggestion by the doctors that he consider losing some weight.

TundraGrifter's avatar

According to Sheer InSannity (there's a reliable source!) he told Gov. Christie that Ann Coulter is his biggest fan.

I think InSannity got that one backwards.

fuflans's avatar

well that's it folks. meet your official 2012 republican candidate mitt romney.

though we can always hope...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Let's please not use "Chris Christie" and "moon" in the same sentence, OK?

Mahousu's avatar

<i>Vulgar Corporate Pig Officially Not Running For GOP Nomination</i>

So they have no candidates at all, now?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Still several months to locate that "generic Republican" that the voters say they prefer over Obama.

schmannity's avatar

Christie/Palin would have been a genius move--the two half term governors.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Air Force One is plenty big enough.

If it makes two trips.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Am I the only one whose is disappointed that he's not running? He takes vulgar loud mouth to new level that we haven’t yet seen at the debates. I could see him at a debate holding a bucket of KFC with extra chicken skin talking with his mouth full on how stupid everyone around him is and why he won’t answer any questions about his children going to private schools will he cuts funding for public schools.

chascates's avatar

Stock for the Golden Corral just took a nosedive.