Well, that's it! The Republicans' "Jersey Jesus" of capitalism, gigantic space blob Chris Christie, announced all super-formal like that he will not run for President despite a year's worth of weepy pleas from the club of Republican insider weiners who begged him with platters of diamond-encrusted donuts and filthy Kochsucker cash to rescue them from the nightmarishly incompetent field of wax-figure knobgoblins stacking the current GOP presidential field. This is Christie's "definitive" response following a few weeks of tense, feverish piddling from the media over whether he would join the race, which means we should be reading another "Will Christie run even though he is fat?" headline in a couple weeks.
The final tragedy in Christie's refusal and possible election is the annual Army doctor physical and the horror show report followed by the suggestion by the doctors that he consider losing some weight.
Am I the only one whose is disappointed that he's not running? He takes vulgar loud mouth to new level that we haven’t yet seen at the debates. I could see him at a debate holding a bucket of KFC with extra chicken skin talking with his mouth full on how stupid everyone around him is and why he won’t answer any questions about his children going to private schools will he cuts funding for public schools.
"Come on Mr. Christie, the presidency is wafer-thin!"
Damn! I guess I need a doggiebag.
How awesome would that have been -- Forklift One.
Ooo, just got that today myself; maybe I can take him in multi-player!
The final tragedy in Christie's refusal and possible election is the annual Army doctor physical and the horror show report followed by the suggestion by the doctors that he consider losing some weight.
According to Sheer InSannity (there's a reliable source!) he told Gov. Christie that Ann Coulter is his biggest fan.
I think InSannity got that one backwards.
well that's it folks. meet your official 2012 republican candidate mitt romney.
though we can always hope...
Let's please not use "Chris Christie" and "moon" in the same sentence, OK?
<i>Vulgar Corporate Pig Officially Not Running For GOP Nomination</i>
So they have no candidates at all, now?
Still several months to locate that &quot;generic Republican&quot; that the voters say they prefer over Obama.
Christie/Palin would have been a genius move--the two half term governors.
Air Force One is plenty big enough.
If it makes two trips.
Am I the only one whose is disappointed that he&#039;s not running? He takes vulgar loud mouth to new level that we haven&rsquo;t yet seen at the debates. I could see him at a debate holding a bucket of KFC with extra chicken skin talking with his mouth full on how stupid everyone around him is and why he won&rsquo;t answer any questions about his children going to private schools will he cuts funding for public schools.
Stock for the Golden Corral just took a nosedive.