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Ennui There Yet's avatar

My guess is Michele Bachmann has been over medicating for decades.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Contraceptives lead to bestiality.</blockquote>

Retroactively, in the case of <a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/health_and_science\/science\/2012\/01\/when_bestiality_gets_blamed_on_the_animals.html" target="_blank">17th century pigfucking</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes. They're on a bus, motherfucker!

SullivanSt's avatar

I thought they were from Our Lady of the Immaculate Deception.

SullivanSt's avatar

And also ignore the increase in life expectancy since the use of oral contraceptives became widespread. Because, science.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i> Several years in the future, following complete implementation of the Affordable Care Act (read: compulsory hormonal birth control for all women), a dutfiul Christian couple completes an act of attempted procreation while a lanky figure lurks in the shadows . . . </i>

President Obama: Contracepted!

SullivanSt's avatar

Those are my favorite kind of nuns.

SullivanSt's avatar

... and the rest of the team all say "Yup", except for the linebackers, whose mouths are already full.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Were w's used differently back in the oldene dayf?

Cause that's definitely a nimple.

bobbert's avatar

Contracepting: The new normalcy.

bobbert's avatar

Or, for Joe Biden, apparently a Big Foot and a Half.

bobbert's avatar

Have MOAR children, obvs.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

So terrorist anchor babies are real?

PsycWench's avatar

I don't remember getting laid in the eighth month to be all that fun. Stockpile those pheromones because you're gonna need them in three months.

ValiumNation's avatar

"Fertile women exude pheromones that make them super-attractives... " Women smell like Lobster bisque and a nice Chardonnay?

PsycWench's avatar

I plan to work this idea into every study I conduct. If my hypothesis isn't confirmed, it's because God interfered.