<blockquote>Contraceptives lead to bestiality.</blockquote>
Retroactively, in the case of <a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/health_and_science\/science\/2012\/01\/when_bestiality_gets_blamed_on_the_animals.html" target="_blank">17th century pigfucking</a>.
<i> Several years in the future, following complete implementation of the Affordable Care Act (read: compulsory hormonal birth control for all women), a dutfiul Christian couple completes an act of attempted procreation while a lanky figure lurks in the shadows . . . </i>
I don&#039;t remember getting laid in the eighth month to be all that fun. Stockpile those pheromones because you&#039;re gonna need them in three months.
My guess is Michele Bachmann has been over medicating for decades.
<blockquote>Contraceptives lead to bestiality.</blockquote>
Retroactively, in the case of <a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/health_and_science\/science\/2012\/01\/when_bestiality_gets_blamed_on_the_animals.html" target="_blank">17th century pigfucking</a>.
Yes. They&#039;re on a bus, motherfucker!
I thought they were from Our Lady of the Immaculate Deception.
And also ignore the increase in life expectancy since the use of oral contraceptives became widespread. Because, science.
<i> Several years in the future, following complete implementation of the Affordable Care Act (read: compulsory hormonal birth control for all women), a dutfiul Christian couple completes an act of attempted procreation while a lanky figure lurks in the shadows . . . </i>
President Obama: Contracepted!
Those are my favorite kind of nuns.
... and the rest of the team all say &quot;Yup&quot;, except for the linebackers, whose mouths are already full.
Were w&#039;s used differently back in the oldene dayf?
Cause that&#039;s definitely a nimple.
Contracepting: The new normalcy.
Or, for Joe Biden, apparently a Big Foot and a Half.
Have MOAR children, obvs.
So terrorist anchor babies are real?
I don&#039;t remember getting laid in the eighth month to be all that fun. Stockpile those pheromones because you&#039;re gonna need them in three months.
&quot;Fertile women exude pheromones that make them super-attractives... &quot; Women smell like Lobster bisque and a nice Chardonnay?
I plan to work this idea into every study I conduct. If my hypothesis isn&#039;t confirmed, it&#039;s because God interfered.