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Ennui There Yet's avatar

My guess is Michele Bachmann has been over medicating for decades.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Contraceptives lead to bestiality.</blockquote>

Retroactively, in the case of <a href="http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/health_and_science\/science\/2012\/01\/when_bestiality_gets_blamed_on_the_animals.html" target="_blank">17th century pigfucking</a>.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes. They're on a bus, motherfucker!

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SullivanSt's avatar

I thought they were from Our Lady of the Immaculate Deception.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And also ignore the increase in life expectancy since the use of oral contraceptives became widespread. Because, science.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i> Several years in the future, following complete implementation of the Affordable Care Act (read: compulsory hormonal birth control for all women), a dutfiul Christian couple completes an act of attempted procreation while a lanky figure lurks in the shadows . . . </i>

President Obama: Contracepted!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Those are my favorite kind of nuns.

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SullivanSt's avatar

... and the rest of the team all say "Yup", except for the linebackers, whose mouths are already full.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Were w's used differently back in the oldene dayf?

Cause that's definitely a nimple.

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bobbert's avatar

Contracepting: The new normalcy.

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bobbert's avatar

Or, for Joe Biden, apparently a Big Foot and a Half.

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bobbert's avatar

Have MOAR children, obvs.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

So terrorist anchor babies are real?

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PsycWench's avatar

I don't remember getting laid in the eighth month to be all that fun. Stockpile those pheromones because you're gonna need them in three months.

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ValiumNation's avatar

"Fertile women exude pheromones that make them super-attractives... " Women smell like Lobster bisque and a nice Chardonnay?

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PsycWench's avatar

I plan to work this idea into every study I conduct. If my hypothesis isn't confirmed, it's because God interfered.

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