Wacky Predictions Day

* Sometimes you just have to settle for attacking the second-best. [ Wizbang ]

* "My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions." [ Think Progress ]

* We don't get the super-secret girl memos anymore. [ Swampland ]

* You show us Islamic history month, and we'll show you a lot of angry rednecks. [ Hot Air ]

* Let's get serious about our veterans: if they're not in Iraq, what good are they? [ The Hill Blog ]

* Ron Paul's bringing the fundraising heat. [ Political Wire ]

* Negative campaigning is the foundation on which this country was built. Sort of like slavery. [ The Plank ]

* Sean Penn will soon be Venezuela's president-for-life. [ Fresh Intelligence ]