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trump knows that all the fact checking in the world doesn't matter. The MAGA faithful will eat it up. They don't care if it's true or not. All that matters is that the lies push him through to the vote in November. That's where we're at today, folks. I had a "discussion" with a MAGAT on Facebook the other day that aptly shows how they "think:"

HIM: most of the rioters on January 6th were really Antifa in disguise. But the media hid the truth.

ME: how do you know that?

HIM: IT's a proven fact.

ME: How do you know it's a proven fact?

HIM: I saw some guy on TV somewhere who said so.

ME: So you got your fact that the media is lying from... the media.

HIM: (Dead silence.)

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Every accusation is a confession.

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I love how Biden always refers to him as "this guy" or "that guy."

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Any accusation from PAB is a confession

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“None of this is true and is nothing more than a fabricated story from someone’s demented imagination,”

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Not only does the campaign have the worst VP candidate in history, they also have the worst campaign spokesperson in history.

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Trump sees EVERYTHING as a "deal".

You want disaster relief? What's in it for me? How does sending in FEMA assistance improve things for my campaign, or pay back people who helped me get elected?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ORkK3NG9qk

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Classic psychopathic thinking. Every interaction with other people is transactional.

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"Paayyy Baaaccckk... What does that even mean?" (Convicted Felon PAB, any time someone tries too explain the concept.)

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Did the same with ventilators and PPE during the pandemic- after Jared had tried to figure out a way to monetize the stuff. Medical staff were buying or making their own PPE and when the promised ventilators came, a large percentage didn't work.

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Regarding California’s continuing drought (hey we live in a desert), trump has a new plan; raking forests is out and a giant faucet is in.

Only trump knows where that faucet is and he will tell us in two weeks.

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Thank you very much. I now have an image lodge firmly in my head of Chump as a plumber, buttcrack and all.

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Knock me over with a feather, Dok.

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Steven Cheung is a full-size Claymation figurine, and I have not seen any evidence to the contrary.

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Dok: When can we expect That Fucking Guy to get on his Marching Morons ship?

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/51233/51233-h/51233-h.htm

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I like that you've outlined all of donOLD's Total"Failures" when it came to Natural Disaster's during his administration. Excellent piece this morning ☕ Doktor Zoom 💯👍

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"Trump’s Marching Morons"

So many upfists for Kornbluth!

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Politicization is something only Democrats would do. It's just logic!

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AND science!

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Ta, Dok. Was there ever a candidate more unfit for office? I doubt it.

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It has gone beyond Trump being able to “… stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and [not] lose voters”. It’s gone beyond people consistently voting against their own self-interest.

It has reached the point where voting for Trump is like begging him to assist you in your own suicide.

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Trump could fuck up a 12in steel ball with a rubber hammer.

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Can you imagine how he could fuck up an assisted suicide?

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MAGA, “Pick me! Pick me! Oh! Oh! Pick me!”

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"Trump campaign spokestroll Steven Cheung denied the E&E News reporting, insisting, “None of this is true and is nothing more than a fabricated story from someone’s demented imagination,” and then he slid back into his oily lair with a damp sucking sound, the end."

Sounds about right.

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Well, that's it, then. The report is fact.

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And of course, since Cheung said it didn't happen, both sides are reported and a lot of outlets aren't going to connect the dots. President Klan Robe really benefits from a lot of media malpractice.

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