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That doggo deserves a better home than to be raised by a wife beater.

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God alone knows what was going on there...

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Nah, Republican Jesus says they're allowed to disrespect the flag, the military, and the Constitution while praying to him.

But black folks asking to be not gunned down by the po-po? Noooooo can't have that....

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So one less species of 'straylia trying to kill us all? Well that's reassuring.

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Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At. That.

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They end up with boxes and boxes of dildos.

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He/she looks positively thrilled to be cosplaying.

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That looks like it could smother children. And be mistaken for a grizzly bear.

I want one.

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> It's a teddy actual bear!

FTFY