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phoenix00's avatar

That doggo deserves a better home than to be raised by a wife beater.

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HooverVilles's avatar

That's funny!

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Funny!

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BadKitty904's avatar

God alone knows what was going on there...

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Yes. Yes, it does.

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phoenix00's avatar

Nah, Republican Jesus says they're allowed to disrespect the flag, the military, and the Constitution while praying to him.

But black folks asking to be not gunned down by the po-po? Noooooo can't have that....

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BadKitty904's avatar

Simply imperial!

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phoenix00's avatar

So one less species of 'straylia trying to kill us all? Well that's reassuring.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Now that is cool!

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Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At. That.

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They end up with boxes and boxes of dildos.

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He/she looks positively thrilled to be cosplaying.

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That looks like it could smother children. And be mistaken for a grizzly bear.

I want one.

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> It's a teddy actual bear!

FTFY

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What a sausagefest.

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'stocky'?

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