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Aug 17, 2023·edited Aug 17, 2023

If any of this shit was real they would have uncovered it when they sent the crystal bats out o'er the land to find dirt on Obama or failing that ANYTHING ON ANYONE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION which I believe would include the VP and his family. So FUCK James Comer, FUCK Gym Jordan, FUCK Empty G (figuratively of course, ew), and FUCK DONALD TRUMP.

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"Biden is compromised and corrupt". If anything Biden is TOO MUCH of a Boy Scout, and as such hasn't done a fucking thing that has to do with any of this. I mean, where is the "evidence" Mouth Breather has "presented to the American people". I'm all over the fucking internet every day, and I see NOTHING. They have NOTHING! Good DAY sirs! Talk about projection... as if Vanky and Jar-rod aren't two of the most corrupt assholes on the planet. (is "mutherfucker" verboten on this blommy-mog? If so I apologize and will never, ever, do that again.)

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JarSKANKa should have been jailed years ago. But IOKIYAR.

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Hunter Biden is not running for president. Although I feel very sad that he is such a fucked up human I am ok if he is prosecuted and is held accountable for his wrong doing. The love that President Biden has for his son is a testament to what a wonderful man he really is and how truly ‘Christian’ he acts. Hunter is truly the “Prodigal Son”. I hope Hunter can bravely face the next few years.

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Well, I did not have THAT on my Bingo card!

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Setting aside for the moment the point that this is almost certainly an actual witch hunt...

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We expect of others what we expect of ourselves.

For YEARS, the red hats have whined like sick dogs because the decent people want TFG prosecuted for his many crimes, and one of the things they always say is, "BUT WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN??".

THEY are mindless cult followers, and since they lack empathy, they assume that EVERYBODY ELSE is the same kind of mindless cult follower, too. They are invariably shocked when somebody comes back with, "Fuck Hunter Biden. The law applies to everybody. If you have something on him, call the cops."

Now, all that having been said? This won't make a difference. The DOJ could say every day for ten years that they investigated Hunter and found no wrongdoing, and they'll *still* say, "WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN??" until they day they die. As with Puss in Boots kidnapping people to Martha's Vineyard, when something happens that proves them wrong, they just all pretend that the opposite happened.

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Eeeeyup. Purdy much.

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I wonder. Do they BELIEVE the stuff that they say or are they just liars? Or both.

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Just a reminder: Hunter Biden holds no position within the White House. Nor will he, because that would be nepotism.

Which is illegal.

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Oh, you mean like Comey's Hatch Act FELONY was illegal? Like JarSKANKa holding White House positions and using them to profiteer from terrorists was illegal? Like Melanoma's Einstein visa and piggybacking was illegal? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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::Rainier Wolfcastle voice::

THAT'S THE JOKE.

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Whatever 'Rainier Wolfcastle' is--not that I care.

by the way, MY COMMENT WAS HUMOUR.

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But, but... I thought it took years of caution and judicial norms and sitting around on one's ass to launch an investigation.

Fuck Merrick Garland. He's a traitor and a spineless coward.

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Welllll... there is that. So we can still bag on MG here? Cool!

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Aug 12, 2023·edited Aug 12, 2023

Wonder if America Garland will be replaced Biden’s second term, because his decisions are driven more by politics than justice.

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*ha ha spellcheck funny : Merrick Garland 😉

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"lying on his Delaware gun permit application"

Oh, so all of a sudden, the guys that cannot shut up about MUH RATS!! and SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!! think gun regulations ought to be enforced?

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Aug 12, 2023·edited Aug 12, 2023

Has Comer done anything besides Hunter Biden's penis since the GQP took the House? He's like a dog with a bone.

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In Scummer's defense, he's had a HARD time getting that bone away from GANGreene.....

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I mean, I really DON'T care. My expectations that I would not have to see that anus mouth puckering ever again have been crushed. I turned on YouTube and there was an entire line of trump head thumbnails. Seriously considered throwing the TV in a fit of rage. But it's not my poor TV's fault so I didn't.

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"The only thing for sure is … it’s not going to happen in Delaware."

Isn't that on the Delaware license plates?

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More fucking idiots on parade. Does it never stop?

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Aug 12, 2023·edited Aug 12, 2023

wrong thread

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"Q said that during the few minutes when only Trump and the Secret Service were in the elevator there was a unscheduled stop and Trump was re-placed by a replicant who was mind chipped by the Jewish Space Laser.

That's who had the meltdown.

Real Trump is being held in a secret bioweapons lab in Ukraine owned by George Soros bargle bargle bargle mmrph snork..."

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You're probably not far off. :)

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Hunter Biden? Hmm, Biden, Biden... I kinda remember the name, maybe I voted (can't italicize, TXS, Discus!) for the guy, but I thought the candidate was Joe (italics implied), not Hunter (ibid.) I mean, who gives a fuck about "Hunter Biden??" Not me, or anybody I know and love.

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If you're willing to keep a separate tab open, and cut and paste your non-comment, you can go to yaytext.com to format your text and put it here. Or so I've been told, I'm too lazy to use it despite my 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑛𝑡 use of italics back on Disqus. (The other reason I don't use it because, as you can see, the text style doesn't really "match" the rest of the text, and that bugs me.)

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Thanks, but man-o-man. That sounds muy complicated, and fuque that noise. I am likewise, too lazy, and feel that it is not worth the trouble. (Yeah, and it also looks like somebody dropped in from another planet, too.)

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