Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul!

We are really going to miss these people when they're gone -- are they gone yet? The Ron Paul Sensation was such a revealing look at a part of America we never knew existed, because we have jobs and really only read The Hobbit in grade school, and it left us feeling weird, especially when the creepy fat adult with the neckbeard and the Birkenstocks invited a bunch of us 12-year-old boys over to play Dungeons & Dragons at his apartment behind the mall. We just figured we could skip that particular invitation and then we'd never see those people again. How wonderfully wrong we were ....