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Welcome home! Now, go see what this malignant piece of shit needs.

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That's right...I bet there's a soda machine in the break room.

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"Double amputees get to cut to the front of the line."

But only if they can do so under their own power. We don't want to dis-empower them with needless charity. They'll be back on their feet sooner if we give them less help. It's a teach a man to fish kind of thing.

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Now I'm stocking shirts in the Wal-Mart store Just like the ones we made before 'Cept this one came from Singapore I guess we can't make it here anymore

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Retail Traumatic Stress Disorder.

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Bill of Goods.

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Say that is good news! Those veterans could sure use the health insurance. Suckers!

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I suppose WalMart could have them work the gun department so they could give customers a firsthand account of how those cop killer bullets really rip up human flesh.

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I left my innocence in the stinking desert and all I got was this shitty job.

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"Okay, Sargent Jones, now that you've signed your pledge never to join a union, Wal*Mart wants to thank you for your service to our country by offering you a minimum wage job with faux health insurance and an unbelievably shitty 401(k) plan which does, however, make us a lot of money. Oh and one more thing: the job is in Bangor, Maine, and I'm sorry to say we can't offer you any relocation assistance, but you understand we don't have any openings closer to your home here in East LA.

"Now, can you start Monday?"

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