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Jgb979's avatar

if anything, it just goes to show political Christianity is nothing more than a mispelling of "cthuluism". These people have never read a bible in their lives.

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handyhippie65's avatar

true. i haven't heard a pastafarian claim to hate anyone. that's two.

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msmith007's avatar

Wasn't at their FB page. Was reported in actual news outlets

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Learjet's avatar

Jesus must be so proud.

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Magic Juan's avatar

Paul, you mean the man that had his little boy servant Timothy? Hummmm, nothing suspicious there!

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

and then they asked him "who is my neighbor?" and the whole good Samaritan parable. But even Jesus couldn't stop us from our destructive tribalism.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

It's very simple. They project all their crazy paranoia into the OLD TESTAMENT, but claim to be following the New, which they do not actually do.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

This could be fixed for about thirty cents.That's about what it costs to print a ballot, right? Because, you know, votes.

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clever_sobriquet's avatar

Yeah. That's a hard one for them. They have no idea the loathing that the Jews had for Samaritans (and vice versa) so for many, the "Good Samaritan" is just a neighbor down the street who you didn't know very well"

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Jesus should have said " <insert people="" you="" loathe="" here="">"

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Imprisoned behind clear glass in the Fort Lauderdale Eagle!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

The Drama Mine? Isn't that whichever bar attracts the most twinks?

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phoenix00's avatar

And mimes. Because mimes are a terrible thing to waste.

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Malachite's avatar

Well, I guess that makes me a "fool for Christ."

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Update Pastor Anderson's Paypal and other online accounts have been shutdown.http://www.rawstory.com/201...

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