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Logic of Color's avatar

Should we start a gofundme?

say wha's avatar

And yet, a 12-fucking-dollars-per-hour minimum wage is too much to pay real humans working real jobs. Let them eat cake, just not those cakes we like.

calliecallie's avatar

The thing about tomorrow is it's always a day away.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

What the actual fuck is the point of making 1.3 billion dollars in a year? Your family could not possibly spend that in a dozen generations.

In conclusion: Go fuck yourself, Kenneth Griffin

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I went to prep school and college with a lot of these kinds of people, and yes, they're every bit the douchebags you think they are.

cmbennett01's avatar

The point is to make sure you don't get any of it. What's the use of being rich if you can't watch the misery of the poor. (.. on TV they don't want to get too close.)

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Thank you for the confirmation. And I am sorry (without snark) as to what you were likely subjected to, or a witness of

leemoder's avatar

In the words of the Master:

"Line 'em up against the wall and POP goes the weasel."

Fred Wertham, Jr.'s avatar

I used to think the first exclamation point on this sign probably should have been a comma, but I think I was reading it wrong.

Ian's avatar

"In order to view the entire list of the 25 richest-but-not-as-rich-as-before hedge fund managers..."

They're as rich as before. I mean, they're more rich than before, unless they were really, really spendy in 2014. They're just not more-rich-than-before by as much as they were more-rich-than-before last year.

kindness's avatar

Rope futures just went up.

BackDoorMan's avatar

I read JUMP! as a command, not a suggestion, so the exclamation mark was probably just for emphasis.

jaz h's avatar

add a two week, all expenses paid trip to one of the many communities they've fucked over in the last year, and i would see that as adequate compensation!