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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Damage to their reputation?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAck.choke

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Probably your Dad.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

In the words of the great Ricky Henderson, "All I'm askin' for is what I want."

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bobbert's avatar

How many of them had MSG?

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bobbert's avatar

That is a pretty hard concept to swallow.

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bobbert's avatar

If this Dweeb Salmon was half as entertaining as Ricky, I might be on his side.

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bobbert's avatar

Um. No. But you knew that already, didn't you?

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WA Bishop's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/ITLXo19248g" target="_blank">It was a good year on the trap lines.</a>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Looks like they both could really steal.

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PubOption's avatar

Faggots.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wall St. douche gets fucked over by much bigger Wall St. douches? How about that! In other news, dog bites man.

Dweeb surely knows the rule, and the verdict, when Wall St. douches are taken to court: "It's not actually illegal. Accordingly, plaintiff can just fuck off."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are you suggesting that making billions for Golden Sacks is not something "of value"?

Some other poor sclubs lost those billions, of course, but hey, that's the chance they take by playing the "trying to do business" game.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Index funds are your friends -- or the closest thing to friends you'll ever find on Wall St.

Managed funds are a glorified verison of racetrack touting... the managers could all throw darts at the financial listings (which they might as well be doing), and Money Magazine would still gush over the "Ten Hottest Funds" from the tail of the random distribution curve (which is precisely what they're doing now).

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Allons...</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Based on the tomatoes at my local market, there's no difference. David Ortiz could knock one of those things just fair of the Pesky Pole.

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artem1s's avatar

mostly we hanged our witches. some were crushed by stones. burning was a medieval European thingy.

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