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bobbert's avatar

But it would just put you "in 'ospital".

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Is "Soshulist" revenue-neutral?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What does Chuck Grassley think of this?

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bobbert's avatar

Apparently, you needed to post a bigger sign.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, for that matter, I pronounce it HIstory. Duz it to you?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Workers smart enough to spell, but not smart enough to know you're screwing them? Wal-Mart knows, that's a tough balancing act.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

But ... but ... isn't being cruel just because you can what Jeebus, the Founding Fathers, Herbert Hoover, Ronald Reagan and everyone who matters think?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

First it's a one-person-one-post policy, and next thing you know it's Communist China!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Unless you're visting London, look the wrong way when crossing a street, and the tyre of a passing lorry puts you in an 'ospital.

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PubOption's avatar

Why are you using a picture of Patrick Moore? His grammar is good, although he is a bit 'strange'.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Because peanut farmers vote and (going out on a limb here) tend to vote (with the exception of at least one) republican?

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chascates's avatar

Food stamps have now become another middle class entitlement, like affordable college.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Doesn't the WSJ think it's the job of the private sector to educate people anyway? So, STFU, WSJ!

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SullivanSt's avatar

And less expanding the market for the food they do grow, <em>of course</em>.

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