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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Gosh it's hard to think of him as anything but a plague on the country. Trying tho. Would he be like...Don Rickles?

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

So why did the IRS send me tax bills including penalties every time I slipped up and forgot to include some little $500 worth of income on my return? Me confused.

gingerwentworth1's avatar

Yes, maybe they have some grievances we can't understand and don't respect because they don't make sense, correct me if I'm wrong. (Don't make sense till they read this article.)

Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Nah, too much botox and silicone. Compost the rich!

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I think I'm going to steal his car. After all, lots of other people steal cars. It's only a small percentage of his budget. It's understandable that I'd want to have his car. If the NYPD don't look very hard for it, that's the same as saying it's okay. And it's not a crime if I get away with it.

tucsoncruiser's avatar

His actual reply was "That makes me smart."

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

LORD Holman Jenkins II, and bow a little lower, wouldja?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Well, TBH, Gallipoli was an insertion that led to a withdraw, so....

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"This one time, at Glorious Leader Labor Camp #37.................."

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

And this, boys and girls, is what turns people communist.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The Egyptians were pretty good at that. We need to follow their example.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The part where it's supposed to apply to them too.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They'll be somewhere at the back of the queue, I think.

reelreeler's avatar

Rupert Murdoch owns the WSJ.....so yeah.