Wall to Walnuts
* It doesn't look like anyone is going to tell John McCain that the problem isn't his staffers. [ WP , USAT , Politico , The Hill ]
* In addition to the war on terror, Bush has been waging a war on medicine. Because everyone knows Jesus hated healing people. [ NYT ]
* Why do anything about global warming when Congress can just have the appearance of doing something about global warming? [ NYT ]
* Mitch McConnell has apparently forgotten that he's like, a Republican leader in the Senate and that maybe he should like, do something. [ The Hill ]
* All the world's most dangerous nutcases are talking about how to make the world a scarier fucking place. [ WT ]
* Ron Paul has been making some converts. [ WT ]
* It might be kind of awkward when Bill Richardson goes to the gay debate on account of how much he hates gay people. [ LAT ]
* GOP frontrunners aren't wedded to the surge (the dumbest idea they've not supported so far), and we're compelled to point out that they are a gay-loving abortionist, a mormon Democrat and fat, lazy actor with cancer who tried to save Nixon's ass. [ LAT ]
* Chuck Hagel is still a Republican. Just like Joe Leiberman is a Democrat. Except you want to kick him less. [ BG ]