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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Nothing says Christmas like a North Pole cop. Where's his gun?

schmannity's avatar

Penguin Lives Matter.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And with all the good gun stuff -- real and fake -- they got lining the aisles, you can pretty much look to Walmart for everything you need for the rest of your life. Especially if you're black.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So donuts and coffee for Santa this year?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I suggest police uniforms for all our holiday icons. We could have a cop rabbit, for Easter, a cop Vet for Veterans Day, and a cop Presnit for President's Day. Even a cop MLK for MLK day.

Chris Grrr's avatar

"Merry" is so emotionally manipulative!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gonna find out if you're naughty or white.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They sneak north and cross the border, duh! Santa needs a danged fence.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No admission from Wal-Mart that SantaCop actually needs a motorboat nowadays?

bobbert's avatar

Hemispheric equality run amok.

bobbert's avatar

There was no evidence in that picture of motorboating.