Here is a "fun" picture from your friendly neighborhood Walmart, which shows the real reason for the season: Santa cracking down on crimers and thugs! Notice his North Pole penguin (because "magic") with the radar gun. If you are a white crimer, you will get a speeding ticket. If you are a black crimer -- but obviously we repeat ourself -- then G_d only knows what will happen to you. Before you leave for work today, please kiss your mama and your wife.
And with all the good gun stuff -- real and fake -- they got lining the aisles, you can pretty much look to Walmart for everything you need for the rest of your life. Especially if you're black.
I suggest police uniforms for all our holiday icons. We could have a cop rabbit, for Easter, a cop Vet for Veterans Day, and a cop Presnit for President's Day. Even a cop MLK for MLK day.
Nothing says Christmas like a North Pole cop. Where's his gun?
Penguin Lives Matter.
And with all the good gun stuff -- real and fake -- they got lining the aisles, you can pretty much look to Walmart for everything you need for the rest of your life. Especially if you're black.
So donuts and coffee for Santa this year?
I suggest police uniforms for all our holiday icons. We could have a cop rabbit, for Easter, a cop Vet for Veterans Day, and a cop Presnit for President's Day. Even a cop MLK for MLK day.
"Merry" is so emotionally manipulative!
Gonna find out if you're naughty or white.
They sneak north and cross the border, duh! Santa needs a danged fence.
No admission from Wal-Mart that SantaCop actually needs a motorboat nowadays?
Hemispheric equality run amok.
If it could?
There was no evidence in that picture of motorboating.