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bobbert's avatar

The fifth of the four main food groups.

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Fucking shrinkage, how does it work?

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I looked at it yesterday. There were lotsa comments talking about rappers, but no actual ID of anybody involved. I was just sorry for the folks in the taxi.

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I'm guessing Walmart (the local administration) waited until she had crossed the felony cumulative value barrier before they had her grabbed.

Actually, most places, that's fucka lot of Oreos.

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Now, that was brilliant.

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No, that was still fucked-up stupid.

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Legitimate food products have a way of shutting that whole thing

Oh, fuck it. This is beyond my snark zone.

Because of the felony bit.

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I LIKE that fucking cake.

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Kipling?

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<i>My Little Phony: Simpson-Bowles is Magic</i>

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SullivanSt's avatar

Why do they need incentives when they're already doing it?

Oh never mind, that's what state governments do.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I guess she should have had a V-8. But then, that’s probably 30 years to life.

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Fartknocker's avatar

She's on the fast track in the Walmart manager training program.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Hanging's too good for the witch! Burn her!

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schmannity's avatar

At least she had the good sense not to take those phony Hydrox.

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If she had taken jerky, she could be facing life.

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