Walmart is initiating a new phase of growth, that of its worker-to-prison program, which makes perfect sense when you think about it, really. Of course, it is not an OFFICIAL worker-to-prison program; it's just that they HAPPEN to be charging one of their workers with a felony because she ate "multiple" oreo cookies while on her shift. Perhaps they should team up with a for-profit prison, and expand this program and see where it takes them! Anyway, back to the Great Oreo Caper: employee Penny Winters was kind of hungry and couldn't really afford to buy a snack on her $11.74/hr pay, so she just liberated the cookies via her own reconnaissance, and when caught, was charged with felony theft. Did we mention that she has been with Walmart for eight years?
I looked at it yesterday. There were lotsa comments talking about rappers, but no actual ID of anybody involved. I was just sorry for the folks in the taxi.
The fifth of the four main food groups.
Fucking shrinkage, how does it work?
I looked at it yesterday. There were lotsa comments talking about rappers, but no actual ID of anybody involved. I was just sorry for the folks in the taxi.
I'm guessing Walmart (the local administration) waited until she had crossed the felony cumulative value barrier before they had her grabbed.
Actually, most places, that's fucka lot of Oreos.
Now, that was brilliant.
No, that was still fucked-up stupid.
Legitimate food products have a way of shutting that whole thing
Oh, fuck it. This is beyond my snark zone.
Because of the felony bit.
I LIKE that fucking cake.
Kipling?
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Why do they need incentives when they&#039;re already doing it?
Oh never mind, that&#039;s what state governments do.
I guess she should have had a V-8. But then, that&rsquo;s probably 30 years to life.
She&#039;s on the fast track in the Walmart manager training program.
Hanging&#039;s too good for the witch! Burn her!
At least she had the good sense not to take those phony Hydrox.
If she had taken jerky, she could be facing life.