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He didn't need to check. Jesus clearly told him what it was going to be used for.

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She'd never author this one. It'd put HER out of a job. Forever.

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Does Walmart dispense narcotics? I'm sure they're concerned about drug addiction. I don't shop at Walmart, never did never will.

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Lesson: Do not get your prescriptions filled by Walmart (as if we needed yet another reason to stay the hell away from Walmart).

Lesson: Do not elect Republicans. They're responsible for making this shit legal based on their notions of "religious freedom" for any douche or corporate "person" douche with a fundie ax to grind... usually right into our unsuspecting skulls.

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I'm not keen on my medical diagnosis being made by an exorcist. Count me in: "we instead pass “competency clauses,” which state that if your religious beliefs don’t allow you to do your job completely and correctly, then maybe you are not qualified to have that job"

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This is why I carry a cane. So I can apply the requisite number of the Strokes of Correction.

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Libertarians always miss the obvious solution, 'hit the pharmacist with a stick until compliance is achieved." This has a codicil, 'hit the libertarian with a stick until they shut the fuck up."

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FWIW, she does a fine job of putting herself out of a job.

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Who is this beauty?

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This plain and simple.

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I don't see a conscience clause there....

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l'il Suzy Jimbob Regina Jr. don't need no donations for her breathing treatment. Medicaid pays for that. Keep yer dirty libtard commie gubmint hands off our Medicaid!

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If I want a second opinion, I'll go to another doctor, not a pharmacist, thanks.

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Erm... Sebastian Stann... guy who was the Winter Soldier. I think...

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Opiates are the mass of my religion.

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Or a Christian Scientist.

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