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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

He didn't need to check. Jesus clearly told him what it was going to be used for.

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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

She'd never author this one. It'd put HER out of a job. Forever.

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Patricia Chant's avatar

Does Walmart dispense narcotics? I'm sure they're concerned about drug addiction. I don't shop at Walmart, never did never will.

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kfreed's avatar

Lesson: Do not get your prescriptions filled by Walmart (as if we needed yet another reason to stay the hell away from Walmart).

Lesson: Do not elect Republicans. They're responsible for making this shit legal based on their notions of "religious freedom" for any douche or corporate "person" douche with a fundie ax to grind... usually right into our unsuspecting skulls.

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kfreed's avatar

I'm not keen on my medical diagnosis being made by an exorcist. Count me in: "we instead pass โ€œcompetency clauses,โ€ which state that if your religious beliefs donโ€™t allow you to do your job completely and correctly, then maybe you are not qualified to have that job"

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Joseph's avatar

This is why I carry a cane. So I can apply the requisite number of the Strokes of Correction.

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Joseph's avatar

Libertarians always miss the obvious solution, 'hit the pharmacist with a stick until compliance is achieved." This has a codicil, 'hit the libertarian with a stick until they shut the fuck up."

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behaveyrself's avatar

FWIW, she does a fine job of putting herself out of a job.

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crisptickle's avatar

Who is this beauty?

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

This plain and simple.

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johnmburt1960's avatar

I don't see a conscience clause there....

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nope's avatar

l'il Suzy Jimbob Regina Jr. don't need no donations for her breathing treatment. Medicaid pays for that. Keep yer dirty libtard commie gubmint hands off our Medicaid!

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

If I want a second opinion, I'll go to another doctor, not a pharmacist, thanks.

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HawkeyeBarton's avatar

Erm... Sebastian Stann... guy who was the Winter Soldier. I think...

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Msgr Mฮฉment classic โ˜‘๏ธ's avatar

Opiates are the mass of my religion.

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Msgr Mฮฉment classic โ˜‘๏ธ's avatar

Or a Christian Scientist.

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