Walnuts Finds Foolproof Way to Stay On Message

Senator John " WALNUTS! " McCain went on George Stephanopoulos' show yesterday to babble about Iraq and how we can't win it until we commit thousands more people to die for no fucking reason. The best part, though, was watching a 2008 Presidential contenderblatantly read from his noteson a Sunday show. Is this allowed?

And what do you think the notes said? We suspect it was mostly variations on "GRIT TEETH LESS," but feel free to leave your own guesses in the comments.