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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"being a lawyer would require going to theology school rather than law school."

I believe Bachmann went to both at once - a wingnutter theological law school.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"At least this time the father is not in question."

Your optimism is an inspiration to the rest of us.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He's a fully-witted teabagger, so what's the problem.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"The five principles not quite sophisticated enough for Hallmark Cards."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Poor old Thad needs some snappy bumper stickers, pronto!

Maybe "McCotter 2012 - The Less Awful Choice"

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They let you have a family? Generous of them, but how can they compete in the free market if they have to keep more than just you alive?

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The Quirk's avatar

"Romeo Area Tea Party Freedom Fest"

If that's pronounced Ratpiff, he's exactly where he belongs.

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The Quirk's avatar

Crayons taste purple.

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PubOption's avatar

It is interesting to note that the Teabaggers and Kochsuckers want something described by no less a socialist than Engels. Admittedly, he didn't want the conditions he described in 'The Condition of the Working Classes In England in 1844' seen as something to strive for!

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PubOption's avatar

But now the teatards are watching 'Big Brother'.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Tortoises you heathen!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Amusing he may be, but he's just another nobody like the folks that run on the Natural Whole Wheat Law Party or some such nonsense.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Truths are self-evident, not relative</i>

If his five "truths" were really self-evident, he wouldn't have to say them.

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