WaPo Really Phoning It In Before Thanksgiving

The Washington Post did two interesting things today: Columnist Ruth Marcus ripped Paul Krugman a new one , and a turkey was interviewed . We will focus on the latter.

The turkey being interviewed is May, one of the two -- along with Flower -- that President Bush pardoned yesterday . In this video, May gobbles a lot for like a minute. Then Post political reporter extraordinaire Dana Milbank drops the punchline that even we thought was too obvious to use yesterday: "Eat your heart out, Scooter. You got commuted, I got the full pardon."

Hahahhaaa. Ha. The world is dying. [Pain].

 An Interview with a Turkey [WP]