Jennifer Rubin has used her prime journalistic real estate at the Washington Post to examine the top crisis US America faces today: the president is, to all his events, an average of 11 minutes late. Perhaps you too have noticed that one "President" Obama is late a lot.
You know, to be honest, I've always hated it when "people more important than me" think their time is more important than mine.
But fuck me, an average of eleven minutes? My fucking dentist is worse than that.
Fucking up the world punctually, or trying fixing it back up 11 minutes late. Clearly, it's the latter that's an imeachable offense. Because the former makes you a Real 'Murcan Hero™.
Well, difference is, Dubya wasn't exactly the "doing Presidenting stuff" type, now, was he? When all you've got on your agenda is "look like you're clearing brush for the cameras" it's pretty damned easy to be on time.
Ah think you'll be a-waitin' awhile.
Breitbart?
Aha!
Dude, she&#039;s way beyond <i>standard</i> deviation.
You know, to be honest, I&#039;ve always hated it when &quot;people more important than me&quot; think their time is more important than mine.
But fuck me, an average of eleven minutes? My fucking dentist is worse than that.
Actually, I don&#039;t call that much of an excuse for Jen Rubin.
This here.
No.....o, not necessary to fix.
Well, apparently whatever she wants to, because who the fuck knows?
Time is flexing like a whore, falls wanking to the floor.
Fucking up the world punctually, or trying fixing it back up 11 minutes late. Clearly, it&#039;s the latter that&#039;s an imeachable offense. Because the former makes you a Real &#039;Murcan Hero&trade;.
Time waits for no one ... and it won&#039;t wait for Bamz.
I will await the measured and nuanced observations of Joan Rivers.
Well, difference is, Dubya wasn&#039;t exactly the &quot;doing Presidenting stuff&quot; type, now, was he? When all you&#039;ve got on your agenda is &quot;look like you&#039;re clearing brush for the cameras&quot; it&#039;s pretty damned easy to be on time.
Truthfully, <a href="http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/history\/govern\/trains.asp" target="_blank">no</a>.
Yeah, if you pronounce &quot;island time&quot; as &quot;KENYAN time&quot; - INPEACH!!!!!11!!!!!1111!