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Don't dox me bro's avatar

Flaccid flailing fuckaducks. If this is all they've got, then they have nothing.

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Dave Zirkle's avatar

After looking at the associated stories, I must ask, where is that little shithead fucking garden gnome Jeff Sessions? Is that sawed off little ass kissing condererate traitor even still alive? Oh and yes I still hate his lttle stinking confederate ass just as much as I always have. The south will rise again because shit floats.

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

He is just smart enough to shut the fuck up and stay out of the spotlight.

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Biblioteca80's avatar

Listen, I've been making tamales every Christmas for 44 years and I still haven't been promoted to the head masa mixer (which is BS, frankly, I am much better at it than my jerk cousin, Jeff), even though I'm bitter about it, I would happily make tamales and pass them out to everyone for their Christmas dinner if it means some sanity is restored to this damn country. And you know I'm serious because I HATE MAKING TAMALES...also, Jeff! Your days as head mixer are over! I won't rest until you're relegated to preparing the husks like a 5 year old.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. For fucking fuck's sake!

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Anybody who still thinks there’s a war on Christmas hasn’t been to a Home Depot in late August.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

But, once again, this only appeals to people who are already voting for PAB. It's a stupid strategy.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Exactly. Can’t picture a swing voter thinking “Well, that clinched it.”

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Chuck Lavazzi's avatar

Gosh darn it, I'm old enough to remember when the RWNJ fake "war on Christmas" didn't start until after their very real War on Hallowe'en.

These people have no respect for tradition. Plus, they need to pull up their pants and get off my lawn.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

It's an election year, so they have to rile up the rubes early and often.

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Chuck Lavazzi's avatar

Well, they could at LEAST wait until after being outraged at fictional narratives about the Olympics before becoming outraged at fictional narratives about Christmas. I mean, *tradition*, cornsarn it!

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RRJKR's avatar

I find it difficult to express the level of disgust and near hatred I have for Donald Trump. He has caused more harm to the USA than any other threat in history

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Even worse, he's given previously concealed Troll Nation the okay to come out of hiding and fuck with perfectly good people.

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BosGrl's avatar

I have hatred.

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kbblaldwin's avatar

Well crap. I wasn't anticipating this so my "War on Christmas" uniform is still in mothballs.

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RRJKR's avatar

The twisted interpretation of the 2A put forth by the NRA is entirely responsible for the ridiculous number of gun related deaths we endure constantly. This needs to be corrected immediately! By it's very wording. the 2A gives the Federal government control over who can keep and bear arms

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RRJKR's avatar

AS Uncle Joe says frequently, "WE are the United States of America! WE are the greatest nation to ever exist! We don't need the assistance of some fucking Manhattan real estate crook to improve upon our greatness.

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RRJKR's avatar

There is NO "war on Christmas" That is just a bald faced lie Just like "Make America Great Again" I found that slogan offensive from the start. Only unpatriotic dipshit aholes believed that America ever ceased to be ":GREAT" ever!

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Uh, news flash. America hasn't been "great" in quite some time.

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willi0000000's avatar

but, at least, we have aspirations.

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Vincent's avatar

I really hope these tired old attacks finally face plant and MAGA is crushed in November.

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OaktownMom's avatar

Switching my vote to MAGA in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...crickets...

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BECKY's avatar

If only Republicans were as outraged at the daily senseless gun violence we experience in this country as they are about saying Happy Holidays. I'd actually give them their ridiculous anger if they would just spend an equal amount of time on gun safety legislation.

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RRJKR's avatar

WE do not need gun control. WE need Gun owner control Read the 2A in it's entirety.. It does not say that every nutcase has the right to arm himself with his weapon of choice and carry it with him everywhere. NO way NO how!

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BECKY's avatar

Her husband is Jewish, of course she would say and Happy Holidays.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

The thing is, she says Merry Christmas. Every year.

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RRJKR's avatar

I am not observant, but by matriarchal lineage am a Jew. I say "Merry Christmas" as all my Jewish relatives who are observant do. They all love to celebrate both Chanukah and Christmas. "Happy Chanukah and Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year!!" Never been a conflict

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