The Moms can really hotfoot it, but we have tracked them down with illegal surveillance tools: They are in St. Louis at an NRA convention, listening to every paranoiac in the country spout off about and/or purchase as many guns as possible. If the Moms are safe anywhere, it's surely at a convention of gun nuts "testing" the latest weapons of death by firing them indiscriminately, to determine which lucky assault rifles will max out their credit cards this year. You're in steady hands, Moms.
yeah cause a war on moms would surely never involve taking away their contraception, taking away equal pay for equal work, sticking mandatory wands up their hoo haws, calling them sluts or telling them to go back to abusive spouses.
I want to make it clear that when I say KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!, I am making a sarcastic (or absurdist) remark pertinent to the above photograph, and not in any way proposing an actual course of action.
How did Callista get to St. Louis? I thought Papa Turd Newt maxed out all his credit cards and isn't into paying for anything.
yeah cause a war on moms would surely never involve taking away their contraception, taking away equal pay for equal work, sticking mandatory wands up their hoo haws, calling them sluts or telling them to go back to abusive spouses.
yeah, no not that.
i hate these fucking people.
Well said Madam, well said. I offer a big up-fist as tribute to your genius.
callista makes laura bush look real.
yikes
<i>&ldquo;I happen to believe all moms are working moms,&rdquo; Mitt Romney said...</i>
Does that include the moms on welfare? Or are they still the lazy baby-factories conservatives have always portrayed them as?
Why aren&#039;t they pregnant?
In the sense it would teach them that rule 34 is not always fun and games.
Callista is giving Ann some advice on Botox and facelifts.
I want to make it clear that when I say KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!, I am making a sarcastic (or absurdist) remark pertinent to the above photograph, and not in any way proposing an actual course of action.
Spring molt. No big deal. The new skin will be in place in a couple of weeks.
I wonder if Ann Romney shoots varmints from her horse.