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As am I.

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Very true. Still, refusing to pass a budget for two years was special even by Illinois' very high standards of corruption and mismanagement.

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WHAR si crying Lady Liberty?

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fuck

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His name is "Twocock". And he is the chief exec of Stonewall. Awesome and so English.

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But has he found his porpoise in life?

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Complaining about it too much though might be considered a breach of etiquette.

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I thought only Mexicans used leaf blowers.

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She is sposed to not have sex unless her husband says it's OK because it's time to form babby. She is not sposed to enjoy it.

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Ta, Dom.

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Whales are Natural Born Krillers!

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You mean Trump can literally shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and NOT LOSE ANY VOTES?

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Egads, I've been spotted!

I like quokkas, cakes, and intelligent people. I didn't realise I was stalking you. HP, Morgan, and Granny as well, now that I think about it. I just want to show some love.

Yes, I'm from Europe, no, not a Russian bot (not that I'm aware of anyway).

Now, what about those cakes we like?

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Here! *lunges back to lurking*

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But you are special! Ignore the others. Mm-kay?

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Thanks, Mom!

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