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Jared James's avatar

The last time he was suspended from the bar, it was for attempting to "serve" a subpoena generated by the completely real, magically Article III compliant, "court" he holds in some dude's barn. So, basically.

Ninja0980's avatar

This site is showing no mercy to Klayman now and I love every minute of it.

LesBontemps's avatar

Good times, man, good times.

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Any chance he could get Rudy to step in? I really think that's what this case needs to put it into "over the top hilarious" territory. I can see the page one screamer now: Giuliani Steps In To Drop Case, Expects Large Fee.

LesBontemps's avatar

Funny story, turns out her Jew lawyer and Jew friends are not actually Jews.https://time.com/5089113/ro...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Are they at least Orthodox not-Jews?

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I still miss Phil Hartman.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Hold still while Donna Rose and Lula apply his makeup and pick out what he's going to wear at his next court appearance.

Caepan's avatar

Because these sides go with everything - turkey, meatloaf, pork chops, even stuff I don't eat like chicken and ham. These are quality sides.

And when you wash them down with cold milk? (chef's kiss)

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Superlawyer Bagels, esq.

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

"Indeed, even a cursory review of Defendant Cohen's deposition shows that Cohen was repeatedly looking downward – most likely at his phone or tablet -- with virtually every question that was posed," he wrote, "and it is thus obvious that he was being illegally fed answers by someone."

Or Cohen had literally anything better to do than answering that deranged ding-dong's questions. He could have been playing Best Fiends and it would have been a better use of his time than getting grilled by that incompetent yahoo.

Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

I understand that he comes with a 3/4 scale bobble-head Jenna Ellis cutout that nods in agreement behind him for the cameras.

Dinz6315's avatar

Has Klayman ever won a suit for anyone?

Dinz6315's avatar

And wrinkles its nose when he farts.

Dinz6315's avatar

Two arguments by assertion in that one paragraph.