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The last time he was suspended from the bar, it was for attempting to "serve" a subpoena generated by the completely real, magically Article III compliant, "court" he holds in some dude's barn. So, basically.

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This site is showing no mercy to Klayman now and I love every minute of it.

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Good times, man, good times.

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Any chance he could get Rudy to step in? I really think that's what this case needs to put it into "over the top hilarious" territory. I can see the page one screamer now: Giuliani Steps In To Drop Case, Expects Large Fee.

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Funny story, turns out her Jew lawyer and Jew friends are not actually Jews.https://time.com/5089113/ro...

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Are they at least Orthodox not-Jews?

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I still miss Phil Hartman.

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Hold still while Donna Rose and Lula apply his makeup and pick out what he's going to wear at his next court appearance.

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Because these sides go with everything - turkey, meatloaf, pork chops, even stuff I don't eat like chicken and ham. These are quality sides.

And when you wash them down with cold milk? (chef's kiss)

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Superlawyer Bagels, esq.

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"Indeed, even a cursory review of Defendant Cohen's deposition shows that Cohen was repeatedly looking downward – most likely at his phone or tablet -- with virtually every question that was posed," he wrote, "and it is thus obvious that he was being illegally fed answers by someone."

Or Cohen had literally anything better to do than answering that deranged ding-dong's questions. He could have been playing Best Fiends and it would have been a better use of his time than getting grilled by that incompetent yahoo.

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I understand that he comes with a 3/4 scale bobble-head Jenna Ellis cutout that nods in agreement behind him for the cameras.

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Sadly, they are reformed not-Jews.

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Has Klayman ever won a suit for anyone?

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And wrinkles its nose when he farts.

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Two arguments by assertion in that one paragraph.

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