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Release his juvenile record!!

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It's okay. It really was inevitable, SMOTI passing up a softball like this.

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I think you're close to something:

award-winning journoislamist Chuckie Johnson.

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Dude, that was quick. It took you at most 13 minutes, I couldn't have come up with that in 13 years. My hat is off to you, sir.

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but don't you horrible liebruls DARE speculate about that poor officer Wilson before all the facts are in...

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Can you confirm for me that rumor so I can put a story on my blog "Confirmed: Brown believed to kick puppies and like OBL"

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I thought it was Star Trek crew members.

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I have a Ouija board around here somewhere.

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Well done.

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maxima even

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Who, Michael Brown, or award-winning journalamist Chuckie Cheese Johnson?

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Butt hole assaying technology is not yet up to the task.

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Worked great for the Huns, the Visigoths, the Witchfinder General, and Uncle Joe.

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Well if Bamz had them hide it they will never find it good gawd they are still looking for the birth certificate and college transcripts.On a lighter note if they would just go ahead and outlaw the laws about shooting blahs being illegal this shit would all go away

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In fact, there has been no DNA test to prove that Brown was not an actual Great (Black) Shark, that somehow evolved legs and walked ashore, to be adopted by his "parents".

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

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And what about Officer Krupke??

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