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If you squeeze your thighs together and find a dresser in between them you are NOT NOT NOT a fucking "biker".

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Dresser?

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Yes, the cult of polygamous Mormons that we inflicted on them should have done it.

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You have my advance condolences. For all of it.

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He's 86'ed from my life as well as his nazi son who is named after me.

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Motorcycle covered in crap.

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There were disbelievers in all pandemics. "Anti-mask leagues" 100 years ago.

"America First" grew out of anti-maskers https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Fight Club and American Psycho are the only ones I can ever think of

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She can say "leave the money on the dresser" in SIX languages!

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My nazi maggot brother met his "fiance" there a few years back.

Even she wouldn't actually marry that poltroon.

She's a shit show with feet.

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I grew up a Humphrey Democrat in Minnesota (Humphrey was born in South Dakota by the by.) My family supported Humphrey for Mayor of Minneapolis way back in the day. Fast forward a few years - Walter Mondale's Minnesota residence was near my Mother during the Carter administration - we always knew when he was in town because of the secret service vehicles at the gas station. Fast forward to last weekend - my Mother was with (rich) friends on a boat out on Lake Minnetonka. I no longer live in Minnesota - but my mother had to call me to tell me about all the boats on the lake with TRUMP flags. My mom was quite upset.

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Baghdad Bob went to the University of Arizona!

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Harleys are the safest motorcycles in the world!

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Got hit in the mouth by a June Bug once.

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They are too stupid to disregard anything, because they are too stupid to regard anything.

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