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cessnadriver's avatar

If you squeeze your thighs together and find a dresser in between them you are NOT NOT NOT a fucking "biker".

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, the cult of polygamous Mormons that we inflicted on them should have done it.

tangofoxtrot's avatar

You have my advance condolences. For all of it.

cessnadriver's avatar

He's 86'ed from my life as well as his nazi son who is named after me.

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Motorcycle covered in crap.

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There were disbelievers in all pandemics. "Anti-mask leagues" 100 years ago.

"America First" grew out of anti-maskers https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Dial nein for German's avatar

Fight Club and American Psycho are the only ones I can ever think of

cessnadriver's avatar

She can say "leave the money on the dresser" in SIX languages!

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My nazi maggot brother met his "fiance" there a few years back.

Even she wouldn't actually marry that poltroon.

She's a shit show with feet.

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I grew up a Humphrey Democrat in Minnesota (Humphrey was born in South Dakota by the by.) My family supported Humphrey for Mayor of Minneapolis way back in the day. Fast forward a few years - Walter Mondale's Minnesota residence was near my Mother during the Carter administration - we always knew when he was in town because of the secret service vehicles at the gas station. Fast forward to last weekend - my Mother was with (rich) friends on a boat out on Lake Minnetonka. I no longer live in Minnesota - but my mother had to call me to tell me about all the boats on the lake with TRUMP flags. My mom was quite upset.

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Baghdad Bob went to the University of Arizona!

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Harleys are the safest motorcycles in the world!

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Got hit in the mouth by a June Bug once.

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They are too stupid to disregard anything, because they are too stupid to regard anything.