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Condoms don't protect against herpes. Ask the HS wrestlers who pick it up off the mat, and get it in their eye. The gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV are what condoms are good for. Herpes and warts, not so much.

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He would if he ever wanted to have sex again. Can you imagine being known as a sexer-upper of the Orlando shooter?

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While you have a very good point, you seem to be missing my larger point

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Nope, not missed at all. Upfisted you and everything.

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Oh! Sorry about that! I'm reading everything in bitch voice today.

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It's ok. I asked Jay if he was a troll earlier today. We are all "on edge" a bit. Herpes is a "sore spot" with me, so to speak.

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It's a sine of the times

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I hope you remembered to come back to this thread and see the awfulness you started.

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real and imaginary axes, in fact

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Let's all just relax and have a slice of pi.

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Heh, heh, heh . . .

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Except that he WAS on the watchlist, and shouldn't have been able to get the weapons, except that your NRA buddies fought to make it so he can. Legally. You're full of shit.

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Sorry. I'm a little touchy, but I should probably jump less and read first. No buts. Just sorry.

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I think I just blasted a fellow Wonker. Wince!

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geometry humor. who knew?

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No problems with me but you're probably on the Wonkette Troll Banhammer Watchlist now.

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