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He would have more luck if his sign said: will shut up for beer

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Rocker can buy several 40's with this fundraising scheme.

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I can still manage to be both

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If anyone ever tells me I'm a curmudgeon, I'll know to up my asshole game.

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You know, ctrl-+ is your friend here.

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I think Curt Schilling should go out drinking with John Rocker, and the rest of us should go somewhere else.

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Old Foul John?

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"Bi my arm candy you will know me."

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OTOH he became well known as a screwball pitcher.

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I'm going to GNC with Barry Bonds.

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I'm going to OTB with Pete Rose.

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Actor212 revealed to be Charlie Sheen.

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No thanks... well, except maybe if Rocker drinks some, say, battery acid. Then count me in.

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set of steak knives

not coffee certainly, coffee is for closers. ;-)

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The sad part is that someone seriously wanted to win this "prize".

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Don't you mean ambiguous? Or is that ambivalent?

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