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My g-g-g-g-g-g-grandfather Simon Girty beat HIS g-g-g-g-g-g-grandfather Daniel Boone at the Battle of Blue Licks in 1782. Good times.

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He also saved the day in <i>Apollo 13</i>, because he hadn't had the measles. AND his version of <i>Of Mice and Men</i> rocks. It truly disappoints me that he is such an asswipe.

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So much so that I have never even been tempted to watch it- my stomach isn't strong enough.

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Hey, there's always Wes Anderson.

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Probably spending a year dead, for tax purposes.

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You <i>must</i> mean his "Heavy Metal" album?

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They always have been, even when Walmart didn't exist.

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Every one of those jerks, plus Vaughn, as someone above said, is creepy.

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That's such a non-Republican thing to do, if the FOAs ever found out about it, they'd probably try to run over him in their Hoverounds.

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Hey- John Malkovitch as Lennie.

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I always thought that this <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg" target="_blank">Paul Anka song</a> would make the perfect first dance song at a wedding...

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I hate that I know this, but his trademark was actually white bucks, which were kind of a short suede material.

Maybe he switched to patent leather in his dotage, but I don't care enough to look it up.

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I will give Sinise credit for that- he tours as the Lt Dan band and raises money for charity. In fact, I've got a show with him next month

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Johnny Otis said when he first heard Otis Redding, Otis was trying to sound like Little Richard.

Johnny told him he'd do much better if he tried to sound like Otis Redding.

And he did.

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the Dead toured for years

and they were grateful for the opportunity

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Mention of Bob dole's little helpers upsets the censor. I have no idea why.

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