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'Cause everyone knows the A-rabs couldn't have done it. They like us too much.

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Plus no booze sales on Saturday.

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I live in CT and can see the Joementum outside my window.

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which one is the most inappropriate? All of them Katie.

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thank god we have wikipedia.

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jews come to DC, jews go. who can explain it?

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Why not Ladinos?

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Einstein's Bagels has a jalapeno bagel with a schmear of salsa sour scream. It's very tasty.

I always wash it down with a Diet Coke.

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DC restaurants are working on a recipe for salsa bagels even as we speak.

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I note that there is no speculation about more Jews becoming Republican. The chosen people have standards.

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Mmmmm. Matzah tacos.

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