There's no gunshots or stripper poles, and sadly no alligators guarding a stash, but this story from Washington nonetheless warms the cockles of Yr Wonkette's cruel dark heart: A Bellingham man wrapped a baggie of marijuana around an arrow and fired it at the second-floor recreation area of Whatcom County Jail on Tuesday morning, Aug. 27, according to the sheriff's office.
But David Wayne Jordan, satisfied by the great bow’s look and heft, like a musician, like a harper, when with quiet hand upon his instrument he draws between his thumb and forefinger a sweet new string upon a peg: so effortlessly David Wayne Jordan in one motion strung the bow. Then slid his right hand down the cord and plucked it, so the taut gut vibrating hummed and sang a swallow’s note. ...
He picked one ready arrow from his table where it lay bare: the rest were waiting still in the quiver for the young men’s turn to come. He nocked it, let it rest across the handgrip, and drew the string and grooved butt of the arrow, aiming from where he sat upon the stool.
Now flashed arrow from twanging bow clean as a whistle ... to thud with heavy brazen head beyond. Then quietly David Wayne Jordan said: “Sheriff Elfo, the stranger you welcomed in your hall has not disgraced you. I did not miss, neither did I take all day stringing the bow. My hand and eye are sound, not so contemptible as the young men say. The hour has come to cook their lordships’ mutton...
<blockquote>A civilian employed by the sheriff&#039;s office saw Jordan get out of his red Ford pickup <b>at 8:40 a.m.</b> on the south <b>side of the jail,</b></blockquote>
Following a squirrel around for a few hours only works if you are the one doing the drugs.
Well, <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Snowbirds_Don%27t_Fly" target="_blank">duh</a>.
Actually, I should be saying MIA DEARDEN LIBEL!!1!!
The Earth 2 Green Lantern is gay. Green Arrow is usually banging Black Canary.
I don&#039;t think she even exists anymore. Thanks for rebooting, DC!
Bellingham upholds the heroic tradition.
But David Wayne Jordan, satisfied by the great bow&rsquo;s look and heft, like a musician, like a harper, when with quiet hand upon his instrument he draws between his thumb and forefinger a sweet new string upon a peg: so effortlessly David Wayne Jordan in one motion strung the bow. Then slid his right hand down the cord and plucked it, so the taut gut vibrating hummed and sang a swallow&rsquo;s note. ...
He picked one ready arrow from his table where it lay bare: the rest were waiting still in the quiver for the young men&rsquo;s turn to come. He nocked it, let it rest across the handgrip, and drew the string and grooved butt of the arrow, aiming from where he sat upon the stool.
Now flashed arrow from twanging bow clean as a whistle ... to thud with heavy brazen head beyond. Then quietly David Wayne Jordan said: &ldquo;Sheriff Elfo, the stranger you welcomed in your hall has not disgraced you. I did not miss, neither did I take all day stringing the bow. My hand and eye are sound, not so contemptible as the young men say. The hour has come to cook their lordships&rsquo; mutton...
and 10 hours of movie scattered over 3 films and four years.
i wish we still had comment of the day.
it&#039;s a good thing there were no alligators guarding the stash or the squirrels would never have gotten it.
I have suspected that our backyard squirrels are a bunch of sugar freaks. I haven&#039;t caught them at the hummingbird feeder... yet.
Eagle-eyes it!
<blockquote>A civilian employed by the sheriff&#039;s office saw Jordan get out of his red Ford pickup <b>at 8:40 a.m.</b> on the south <b>side of the jail,</b></blockquote>
Ah, now I see the tragic errors in this plan.
That looks like really shitty weed.
I heard his first attempt was a cake with file in it attached to an arrow and that didn&rsquo;t go very well either.
Marijuana? You should have seen what Green Arrow&#039;s sidekick was shooting!
(Heroin. He was shooting heroin.)
Have you ever seen a stoned squirrel? It&#039;s not pretty.