Washington Needs Mike Huckabee's Son

That's David Huckabee, 26-year-old son of GOP ninth-tier candidate Mike Huckabee -- who seems like a perfectly respectable guy who believes bits and pieces of the Bible.

David, on the other hand, is what might happen if Roger Clinton ate Billy Carter. David Huckabee tries to smuggle his guns aboard commercial flights, angrily pays $6,000 fines in pennies, and brutally kills stray dogs at Boy Scout camps. He will also sue you if you say he's a pothead.

 The Unhearted Huckabee [Radar Online]