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Wait, "eat 'A' dick"?

How about a whole fucking Costco sized BAG of dicks harvested from the most rancid rat dick farm in the lower 48?

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bing bing bing. Exactly.

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♪♫

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Ask a mormon, they claim to know.

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It's that damn liebural indoctrination in our schools!

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Girl gays are the ones they like, as long as they done marry, or adopt kids. They don't even mind if they do buttsechs.

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A few years ago there was a high school in Fresno that voted a in trans woman for prom queen, which set off the expected flurry of outrage and media attention. The kids though, they didn't give a shit.

Best quote: Look, with our generation, sometimes chicks are dudes and dudes are chicks. Get used to it.

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You know, it's just like how african americans vote republican because Jim Crow was better than slavery...

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I don't think they'd be fond of us, my relationship, personally. As actual people.

I think what you mean is they like gay girl porn. Like most porn...not representative

With all due respect, please do not reduce my marriage to sex acts. It's kinda what I was objecting to in my original comment. Thanks.

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hey, it worked for winnie the pooh.

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No offense intended. Mea Culpa! I was referring to the lesbian porn, and I do not equate anyone's relationship to a sex act, unless that is what is intended.

Once again, my apologies.

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As an Bi/pan person, I urge everyone who is LGBT and or LGBT friendly not to vote Republican period. The Republicans hate LGBT people and are lying if they say they will treat us well. The Republicans will do everything in their power to make us second class citzen

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I know you didn't. Sorry for my knee jerk. I'm willing to be friends.

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BFF. Pinky swear?

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Dude. Pinky swear is a bit much. I barely know you. I'm good with crossing our hearts.

ETA: I've actually had a needle in my eye. It's not as bad as you would think!

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Done! See you in the Snark.

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