I really think the lottery is the best option. I think the people who think lotteries are good for them are the same people that would be most uninformed about how pandemic spread works, in other words people who are not very good at math.
Yeah, we people who got the shots because it's a good idea seem to get the short end of the stick but I'm in favor of anything that works.
The joint option would not have worked for me, as I'm allergic to it, but would I have accepted a beer or a nice salad? Sure. Even a lousy salad would have been OK.
But any appeal to greed is worth it for the greater good.
Or a coupon book for free All-You-Can-Eat unlimited main entree AND buffet at the Golden Corral. : One after the first jab; a bigger thicker booklet after the second shot. There just might be a stampede.
71%, though less funny, would be better.
What you did here is a work of Bogart.
Referer Madness. I LOL'd, good thing I work from home although the dog looked at me strangely.
"Don't be a loser. Doobie vaccinated!"
Waiting for her to see me through the magic mirror and say hello to me!
Good one, Dok
For a dad, there is little in life more pleasurable than eliciting groans from your entire family with a well-placed dad pun.
I really think the lottery is the best option. I think the people who think lotteries are good for them are the same people that would be most uninformed about how pandemic spread works, in other words people who are not very good at math.
Yessss!!!
Geeze, Dok.
*squints* Doobius in principle, Doc.
Yeah, we people who got the shots because it's a good idea seem to get the short end of the stick but I'm in favor of anything that works.
The joint option would not have worked for me, as I'm allergic to it, but would I have accepted a beer or a nice salad? Sure. Even a lousy salad would have been OK.
But any appeal to greed is worth it for the greater good.
Clever? He's a fucking genius!
Or a coupon book for free All-You-Can-Eat unlimited main entree AND buffet at the Golden Corral. : One after the first jab; a bigger thicker booklet after the second shot. There just might be a stampede.
Meth might be a self-cancelling approach.
But yes, great! Exploit the Woo!
Now what short rhyme will get the vag-candle aficiandos to vaccinate?
Ummmmm...
Get the vaccine,And get a candle that smells like the vagina of Maxine.
I'm sure the creative brains around her can top that.
That's because some southern states are antivaxx.