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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

71%, though less funny, would be better.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What you did here is a work of Bogart.

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Bebecca's avatar

Referer Madness. I LOL'd, good thing I work from home although the dog looked at me strangely.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

"Don't be a loser. Doobie vaccinated!"

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Waiting for her to see me through the magic mirror and say hello to me!

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Old English Teacher's avatar

Good one, Dok

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BeachLoafer's avatar

For a dad, there is little in life more pleasurable than eliciting groans from your entire family with a well-placed dad pun.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I really think the lottery is the best option. I think the people who think lotteries are good for them are the same people that would be most uninformed about how pandemic spread works, in other words people who are not very good at math.

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LoCoJo's avatar

Yessss!!!

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Retief of the CDT's avatar

Geeze, Dok.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

*squints* Doobius in principle, Doc.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yeah, we people who got the shots because it's a good idea seem to get the short end of the stick but I'm in favor of anything that works.

The joint option would not have worked for me, as I'm allergic to it, but would I have accepted a beer or a nice salad? Sure. Even a lousy salad would have been OK.

But any appeal to greed is worth it for the greater good.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Clever? He's a fucking genius!

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Or a coupon book for free All-You-Can-Eat unlimited main entree AND buffet at the Golden Corral. : One after the first jab; a bigger thicker booklet after the second shot. There just might be a stampede.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Meth might be a self-cancelling approach.

But yes, great! Exploit the Woo!

Now what short rhyme will get the vag-candle aficiandos to vaccinate?

Ummmmm...

Get the vaccine,And get a candle that smells like the vagina of Maxine.

I'm sure the creative brains around her can top that.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That's because some southern states are antivaxx.

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