Washingtonienne: Aren't You Bored Yet?

Everyone who figured out who Washingtonienne is, raise your hand.

Now, take that hand and pat yourself on the back. Do not take that hand and press the send button, thus forwarding us that email "that's been making its way around the Hill." We've seen it and we love that you kids are such awesome detectives -- we really, really do. But we also love. . . oh, what's it called? Ah, that's right: Our life's savings. And that's why we won't be naming any names. Sex is better when it's anonymous, anyway, right?

 Washingtonienne Lives [Wonkette]

 Would You Sell Sex to This Man? [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne's Former Day Job [Wonkette]

 The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]

 We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]

 Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]

 A Girl After Our Own Heart (She's So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]