Washingtonienne: Employment Status

According to Gannett news service, the Senator Mike DeWine has not actually fired Staff Ass Washingtonienne. Rather, according to DeWine, "We're in the process of completing a review. . . It's a personnel matter." Ah. Our legalese is rusty, but we're pretty sure that translates into "Start packing, bitch."

A law professor asserts that "DeWine could give her the boot easily."

Well, there's no need to be so graphic about it.

 Senator undecided on firing aide over sex blog [Gannett/AZCentral.com]

 Save Washingtonienne! Or: We Are All Washingtonienne Now [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Aren't You Bored Yet? [Wonkette]

 Would You Sell Sex to This Man? [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]

 Washingtonienne's Former Day Job [Wonkette]

 The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]

 We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]

 Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]

 A Girl After Our Own Heart (She's So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]