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Erm ... how exactly does one confirm the, umm, un-fucked-ness of said goats?

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I don't believe anyone else has mentioned this yet, so I will.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Hell, I'm just surprised and grateful that every other Repub didn't jump on the bandwagon w/ this dork. "Hey, what a brilliant way to get nothing done AND git mentioned on the news!"

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This is why the only internet "information" I rely on concerns wimmen's bodybuilding.

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Yes, I am a 14-year old girl posing as a 59-year old man.

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If Girl Scouts participated in lesbian covens, but a Wasilla representative did not accuse them, that would be enough for us.

Dayenu!

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Pesach libel.

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I read on the internet that the Girl Scouts give out merit badges for cunnilingus.

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To Boy Scouts you mean.

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You'd think that a village as small as Wasilla would only have one village idiot.

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I’m sure you are aware of the information that’s floating around the Internet, about everyone in Wasilla, Alaska being as stupid as a box of rocks? Is that right? Frankly, I haven’t looked into it but I see it’s out there. I just wondered if you want to make a statement on that.

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How is this Wasilla idiot different from all other Wasilla idiots?

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As far as I know, yes. Everyone else is over 60, right?

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