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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He's #1 on the Palin "Must Pardon When I'm President" list.

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fuflans's avatar

actually i don't understand anything about "what part of army girlfriend don't you understand?'

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think it means, "stop hitting on me, my boyfriend (aka baby daddy) is a soldier".

Or Fnord.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

whereas the technical term for Sarah is "liar".

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Fartknocker's avatar

I wonder if Lee Greenwood is writing a song about this? And freedumbs.

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The Quirk's avatar

Not elites, Eloi.

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The Quirk's avatar

So, can we expect some REALLY freaky shit from Tokyo in about ten-15 years? Like, Miike freaky?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Welcome back, Jack.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'll settle for a quick death-penalty, thank you.

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PsycWench's avatar

You dated our troll follower?

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>! The Army has apologized, though, so everything should be okay.</i> A real apology or a "I'm sorry if you're upset that we killed some of your civilians" pseudo-apology?

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fuflans's avatar

fucked up babies with guns and a gov't sanctioned pseudo-religious mission. what could possibly go wrong?

fortunately, though our political discourse is maturing into civility as we weigh the costs of our past mistakes.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The act of murdering people is usually looked upon as a sign of evil or instability. Unfortunately war can sometimes blur and confuse this concept. But when you pose with the victim while smiling you’re not only friggin nuts you are stupid.

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jqheywood's avatar

<i>You can check-on any time you like....</i>

No. No. Must channel Mojo....Don Henley must die!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Plagiarism! HG Wells already wrote about subterranean Morlocks.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, welcome back, Jack.

Maybe the average Japanese citizen is taller these days, but a few decade ago, to be a gringo pedestrian in Tokyo meant walking among a million umbrella-spines right at eye level.

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