It's debate night, y'all! Comin' right for us, from the big-ass state of Texas, where we hear all the presidential candidates are required to open carry, and moderator Wolf Blitzer will be packing some serious heat. With his questions. Kidding! We didn't hear that, we just made that up. It seems like something they'd do in Texas though, right? In fact, why the hell do we have to listen to the candidates say words at each other at all? Why not just settle this whole thing with a shootin' match? Whoever doesn't shoot hisself in the foot wins. Good thing Jeb already dropped out, huh? Oooh ZING.
Watch CNN Pretend These Other Non-Trump Losers Still Matter: Your GOP Debate Liveblog
Watch CNN Pretend These Other Non-Trump…
Watch CNN Pretend These Other Non-Trump Losers Still Matter: Your GOP Debate Liveblog
It's debate night, y'all! Comin' right for us, from the big-ass state of Texas, where we hear all the presidential candidates are required to open carry, and moderator Wolf Blitzer will be packing some serious heat. With his questions. Kidding! We didn't hear that, we just made that up. It seems like something they'd do in Texas though, right? In fact, why the hell do we have to listen to the candidates say words at each other at all? Why not just settle this whole thing with a shootin' match? Whoever doesn't shoot hisself in the foot wins. Good thing Jeb already dropped out, huh? Oooh ZING.